The Nose Song

Lyrics Connie Kaldor
Music Connie Kaldor
Performer Connie Kaldor

I’ve got two feet
Ain’t that sweet
But I’ve only got one little nose
I’ve got two hands
But I can’t understand
Why I’ve only got one little nose

I sometimes wish I had two
I like my nose so well
I don’t like it much when it sniffles
But I love it when it smells

I’ve got ten toes
But wouldn’t ya’ know
I’ve only got one little nose
I’ve got two knees
If you please
But I’ve only got one little nose

I’ve got two ears so I can hear
But I’ve only got one little nose
I’ve got two eyes and it’s no surprise
But I’ve only got one little nose

I’ve got two feet
Ain’t that sweet
But I’ve only got one little nose